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This is Nishanth again. I have to really blog this one since no one around gets it. I think I have found a solution to world food shortage. I know it doesnt sound like something a two year old should worry about or have to solve. But I think I have given enough time for adults to figure it out and it doesnt seem to work. So I had to take matters in my own hands. The solution is really very simple (as most things are). Everyone should eat hair. The advantages are that they are easily available everywhere and they grow back. I would agree that the taste is not the best but one can get used to it with enough practice.
The best source is baba's head. There always seems to be hair over there and it is very conveniently located as well. Everytime I hug or cuddle up to him, i can pluck some with my hands or directly try to pull some with my mouth. I dont think he was very happy with it when i had my eureka momemt - about 6 months ago. By now he seems to have taken it very personally and gets very annoyed whenever I try to get a mouthful. The good thing with Baba is that he has hair on his arms, legs, cheeks (sometimes), chest....pretty much everywhere I can get my hands to. So when I drink milk sitting on his lap, i can try to pluck hair on his arms with my free hands. I am such an expert that I can now pluck one hair at a time. It also helps me with my fine motor skills. Far from nominating me for a nobel prize, he doesnt even encourage me. So I have moved on to others as well. Aai has long hair and I just have to put my hand in her head vicinity to grab some. There are so many sources of food - Aaji (again long hair), ajo (white hair), Mihir dada, Bharti maushi (my caretaker), Anita maushi (cook), people in front of me in a crowed elevator, etc. I am surprized and disappointed that the idea has not caught on yet.
Hopefully my glory time will come soon.....
This is Nishanth again. I have to really blog this one since no one around gets it. I think I have found a solution to world food shortage. I know it doesnt sound like something a two year old should worry about or have to solve. But I think I have given enough time for adults to figure it out and it doesnt seem to work. So I had to take matters in my own hands. The solution is really very simple (as most things are). Everyone should eat hair. The advantages are that they are easily available everywhere and they grow back. I would agree that the taste is not the best but one can get used to it with enough practice.
The best source is baba's head. There always seems to be hair over there and it is very conveniently located as well. Everytime I hug or cuddle up to him, i can pluck some with my hands or directly try to pull some with my mouth. I dont think he was very happy with it when i had my eureka momemt - about 6 months ago. By now he seems to have taken it very personally and gets very annoyed whenever I try to get a mouthful. The good thing with Baba is that he has hair on his arms, legs, cheeks (sometimes), chest....pretty much everywhere I can get my hands to. So when I drink milk sitting on his lap, i can try to pluck hair on his arms with my free hands. I am such an expert that I can now pluck one hair at a time. It also helps me with my fine motor skills. Far from nominating me for a nobel prize, he doesnt even encourage me. So I have moved on to others as well. Aai has long hair and I just have to put my hand in her head vicinity to grab some. There are so many sources of food - Aaji (again long hair), ajo (white hair), Mihir dada, Bharti maushi (my caretaker), Anita maushi (cook), people in front of me in a crowed elevator, etc. I am surprized and disappointed that the idea has not caught on yet.
Hopefully my glory time will come soon.....
Ha ha, too funny!
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